Axe Heaven 6” FENDER Select '50s Telecaster Guitar Holiday Ornament

Description: About this item: DO YOU LOVE FENDER Stratocaster guitars? Or even just all music played on an electric guitar? If not, we will FIGHT you... physically. Or, at very least, MEAN-MUG you over a tense thumb war your thumbs will rue the day! However, it likely that you are here because you are rad as hell, but need a little more Strat in your life! No matter if you play guitar and you - like all of the rest of us - just love a Fender, or you are just a super fan of rock guitar music, in general, and like to have cool stuff; we can authoritatively tell you one thing! YOUR MOM is NOT lame! That's all because she had YOU! And, because you eat banjo and spoons music for breakfast, we present to you this every guitar-dude/chick-approved, road-worn, and officially licensed PIECE OF COLLECTIBLE Fender Stratocaster GEAR! It will show the HR guy or lady in the cubicle next to you at work that you mean business! You don't just hive-five over the cubicle wall, you HEAD-BUTT the cubicle wall! So, while you may not get invited to many office Christmas parties, just know that everyone RESPECTS you because your music DOESN'T suck! And now, you can send that message clearly to all who enter your rock lair/ lady den - wherever that may be. 6” FENDER Select '50s Telecaster Guitar Holiday OrnamentOfficially Licensed FENDER® Holiday OrnamentProduct #: FT-70042AXE HEAVEN® Mini Guitar Ornaments Make Great Gifts!Each AXE HEAVEN® ornamental replica guitar is 6" in length and is individually handcrafted from solid wood, with metal tuning keys.Each guitar model comes complete with a high-quality AXE HEAVEN® gift box.AXE HEAVEN® Miniature Replicas Look Great But Are Not Playable! We shouldn't have to actually say that, but you know how you can be! (You're always breakin' stuff, Kevin!) About Us: - Shopping with us almost guarantees that you will still have money to buy gas! In addition to this, that bald spot on the back of your head will grow back. Beautiful men/women will suddenly find you desirable. You'll probably wake up tomorrow speaking 7 languages, fluently. And, most importantly, people will stop noticing that weird little thing you do when you think nobody can see you... (Yeah, you know the thing, don't you? Weirdo.) - MOST ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 24 HOURS, but may take up to 48 hours depending on the size of the order. If you have concerns about shipping times, message us. We will do everything in our power to get it to you, post haste! We'll even let you know if we are trying to locate a REFRIDGERATOR BOX to ship your order in... and a T-REX to carry it to the curb. - We respond to your messages within 24 hours. - Returns/refunds/exchanges handled within 48 hours. Buyer pays return shipping. - If you are unhappy with your purchase for any reason, send us a message at Picker's Paradise Official Online and we will find the perfect solution for you. - We're family, now, so we expect a Christmas card every year! We'll also bring the fruit cake! - Lasty, we always leave positive feedback in exchange for your positive feedback, because we all need to hear something cool about ourselves from time to time. ROCK ON!

Price: 25.99 USD

Location: Weiser, Idaho

End Time: 2025-01-22T01:54:58.000Z

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