Description: Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid H2O? That's Tasteless! by Joel Martin Kohn Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description This is the fifth volume of "Seriously? Youre Gonna Name Your Kid?" baby names jokes, puns, one-liners, double entendres, bon mots, amphibolies, silliness and comedy. This is a humor book of outrageous, unique baby boys names and baby girls names parents should never give their kids, and the comical reactions one might have to them. Written as a one-sided dialogue rhetorically questioning the over 300 bizarre names proposed by fictitious parents for their offspring. Youll groan, laugh, smirk, chortle, titter, guffaw, bust a gut, tickle your funny bone and wonder: Howd you get that name?! The author invites reader contributions. Send him your Seriously? jokes. The authors favorites will be cited with your name. Now get out there and call people names! This book makes a great gift for birthdays, showers, pregnancies, childbirths, anniversaries, holidays and every day! This book covers topics including humorous puns & jokes, one-liners, childrens names, baby boys names, baby girls names, comedy nicknames, parenting, maternity, paternity, parenthood and so much more! Author Biography TV & Movie Star Ed Asner wrote: "Your book gave me gas - of the laughing kind and I found it funny and charming." Judith Stix, St. Louis poet, wrote: "Just the covers brought me to laughing - giggling - chuckling - and also for reasons I cant explain, brought tears to my eyes." Jacqueline Miller, CEO, Partnerships for Change, wrote: "Thanks for the hilarious book!" Carolyn Losos, former director, Leadership St. Louis, wrote: "We enjoyed your book of puns. It was great fun reading it. Sometimes I just burst out laughing." Details ISBN 1517230535 ISBN-13 9781517230531 Title Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid H2O? That's Tasteless! Author Joel Martin Kohn Format Paperback Year 2015 Pages 54 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:96089283; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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Book Title: Seriously? You're Gonna Name Your Kid H2O? That's Tasteless! : Unique Baby Names Parents Should Never Give Their Kids As Jokes, Puns, One-Liners, Double Entendres, Bon Mots, Amphibolies, Comedy and Silliness
Number of Pages: 54 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: CreateSpace
Item Height: 0.1 in
Topic: Form / Puns & Wordplay
Publication Year: 2015
Genre: Humor
Item Weight: 4.7 Oz
Author: Joel Kohn
Item Length: 9 in
Book Series: Baby Names Jokes Ser.
Item Width: 6 in
Format: Trade Paperback